1. Slingshot Bikini
There really isn’t anything to say about this bikini except that we LOVE IT! <3
It seems a bit uncomfortable and like a walking wardrobe malfunction
disaster waiting to happen, but, I guess that’s pretty much the whole
point of this design.
2. Dissolvable Bikini
A German company invented this marvelous
new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The
sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman
completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a
real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The
only difference is that it’s made from a material that completely melts
away after a few seconds in water. Named the “Get Naked Bikini,” the
item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for
recently-dumped dudes.
3. Bacon Bikini
It literary can’t get any better than
this – a hot woman or two of them and bacon! Somehow it makes me
suspicious… There must be a trick somewhere in there. Or, this may be
the western version of the old Japanese tradition named Nyotaimori, where instead of bacon, they serve raw fish on naked woman’s body.
4. The 3-Legged Bikini
Maybe you didn’t see it right away. I
didn’t. But what’s bizarre about these—aside from the fact that these
two gals are wearing the same suit, which I think is unusual—are the
goofy bottom pieces. Really, what the hell is up with that? It looks
like they’re designed for aliens with a third leg or something.
5. Grass Bikini
I’m not quite sure if that is grass, or
moss, or even pot. Yeah, it’s cool that the bathing suite is
biodegradable, but this is just not a flattering look.
6. Futuristic bikini
This is what I imagine bikinis would
look like on Star Trek. Only, since it’s the future, and they have
technology far beyond that available today, they wouldn’t need the clear
plastic straps to hold the wacky thing in place. It would be held in
place by a gravitational field of some sort, perhaps generated by
nanobots woven into the fabric. Any Star Trek experts out there that
could weigh in on the matter?
7. Duct Tape Bikini
Um…ouch. Hey, wait a second. This young
woman looks familiar. Yeah, I thought I recognized her. Only, this is a
different photo, in a completely different duct tape bikini. I guess
they must be more comfortable than they look.
8. Sticker Bikini
Although I commend this young woman for
her creativity, and admit that there probably are some upsides to a
sticky star bikini, I can think of at least three big problems with this
look. One, that’s going to leave one hell of a weird tan. Two, won’t
they just peel off if she actually goes in the water? And three, doesn’t
it just look kinda dumb? But what do I know.
9. Pointer Bikini
Watch out! This bra can literally pop
your eye out. At first I had a dilemma weather to put this one in the
futuristic category, but somehow it was sticking out too much, so I
decided to give it a whole new category.
10. Invisible Bikini
For this case it is definitely true when
they say that an image is worth more then 1000 words. I really can’t
find a word that will do jus to this more than unusual creation. I know
this will sound chauvinistic, but somehow I feel like this was made by
Germans or Japanese people, because they are absolute winners when it
comes down to weird and kinky stuff.
That was our short list of the top 10 weirdest, hottest and craziest bikini designs
that can be found online. I hope you enjoyed, had few good laughs or
maybe, the more daring, got some new ideas for their beach outfits.
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